January 2012
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friend: i got an A on my calculus test
friend: i got a hot boyfriend
friend: i had so much fun partying this weekend
me: one time i got four notes on a text post i made
Jan 1st
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“2012 be good to me (:”
– white female teenagers who hope that a new year will somehow make their life better without effort from themselves (via 1612th)
Jan 1st
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December 2011
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Parents: get off the computer
Me: excuse me, I'm a professional blogger have more respect
Dec 31st
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Put an artist/band in my ask and I'll tell you how... →
Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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me: hmm i wonder what's going on at facebook
everyone: new year new me
me: nevermind
Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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Parents aren't home on a friday night
normal people: throw a huge party, invite everyone, get out all the alcohol and make it a night to remember
me: sing my favourite song at the top of my lungs, dance around like a slut, stay on the internet all night and eat all the food in my house.
Dec 31st
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in honor of 2011 i have wasted the final day of 2011 just like how i wasted every other day in 2011
Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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friend: *sees picture of favourite celebrity* oh, they're quite good-looking!
me: do you think so
me: do yoU EVEN KNOW WHO THEY ARE
me: DO YOU KNOW WHEN THEIR BIRTHDAY IS
me: DO YOU KNOW THEIR MOTHER'S MAIDEN NAME
me: HAVE YOU EVER CRIED BECAUSE OF THEIR PERFECTION AND SCREAMED AT PICTURES OF THEM BECAUSE THEY'RE SO STUPIDLY BEAUTIFUL AND FUNNY AND WONDERFUL AND THEY DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO YOU ARE BUT YOU DON'T CARE REALLY BECAUSE YOU'RE JUST PLEASED THEY'RE IN THE WORLD
friend: what
me: nothing i have a cough, yes they are good-looking aren't they
Dec 31st
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we'd probably liveblog the end of the world
omg earthquake!!!!
ahh my mom just got hit by a rock omg!!!!
rip mommy u were a good bitch
flood is coming!!
omg water is in my house
nO NOT MY COMPUter
it's ok i have service on my phone guys
OMG MY SISTER IS DROWnING
aw a fireman is here
he's giving my sister mouth 2 mouth
i ship it omg
otp; i know how to save a life
whoa the earth is like breaking open
byE
Dec 31st
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have you ever gotten so angry about life that you run off into the rain take off your shirt and turn into a wolf
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